memeorandum: WATCH: President Barack Obama's White House Correspondents' Dinner one-liners (Michael Livingston/The Reliable Source)

2:15 PM ET, April 28, 2013

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Noah Rothman / Mediaite:

Obama Mocks MSNBC, CNN, Fox, BuzzFeed, His Liberal Critics And Himself In Correspondents Dinner Speech — President Barack Obama took the stage on Saturday at the White House Correspondents Dinner night where he fired off a number of quips at his expense and a number of his allies and critics.

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Michael Livingston / The Reliable Source:

WATCH: President Barack Obama's White House Correspondents' Dinner one-liners — Here are the best one-liners from President Barack Obama's White House Correspondents' Dinner speech: — On the passage of time: “I look in the mirror. I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist I used to be. . . I still make rookie mistakes though.

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Gabrielle Bluestone / Gawker:

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Kyle Balluck / The Hill:

Obama tells correpondents: ‘I still make rookie mistakes’ — President Obama spoke to the White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday night, poking fun at his administration and the press corps, while also paying tribute to the victims of the recent tragedies in Boston and West, Texas.

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Mary Wisniewski / Reuters:

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Patrick Hennessy / Telegraph:

Hand back your benefits, Iain Duncan Smith urges wealthier pensioners — Better-off pensioners should voluntarily pay back their taxpayer-funded benefits, the Work and Pensions Secretary declares. — Iain Duncan Smith says he “would encourage” elderly people who can well afford to pay …

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Bradley Klapper / Associated Press:

Obama Is Not The ‘Strapping Young Muslim Socialist’ He Used To Be — WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama joked Saturday that the years are catching up to him and he's not “the strapping young Muslim socialist” he used to be. — Obama poked fun at himself as well as some of his …

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Jeremy Herb / The Hill:

Rep. Schiff defends reading Boston attack suspect Miranda rights — Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) on Sunday defended the decision to read the Boston bombings suspect his Miranda rights, saying that there was no basis for law enforcement to continue questioning him under the public safety exemption.

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