The Cannibal Party  —  <p>Like the sudden death of a terminal cancer patient whose doctors thought he had at least a few more months to live, the dramatic demise of embattled Speaker John Boehner was a surprise that could hardly be counted as a shock. </p><p>But in a larger sense …

Man shoots self in penis, lies to police: affidavit  —  A convicted felon who accidentally shot himself in the penis was arrested after police say he lied about how the shooting happened.  —  Donald Anthony Watson was admitted to the Avera McKennan emergency room about 1:30 a.m. Sept. 6 …

Clinton Foundation snubbed by the pope, Elton John, Janet Yellen  —  <p>The Clinton Foundation invited everyone from Pope Francis and Leonardo DiCaprio to Bill de Blasio and Janet Yellen to its showcase gathering starting Saturday in New York City, according to multiple sources familiar …

State Dept. receives Clinton email chain apparently not included in pages turned over  —  The State Department has received an email chain between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Gen. David Petraeus that apparently was not included in the collection she said was a full record of her work-related correspondence.

Germany in a state of SIEGE after Angela Merkel opened floodgates to migrants  —  Germany in a state of SIEGE: Merkel was cheered when she opened the floodgates to migrants.  Now, with gangs of men roaming the streets and young German women being told to cover up, the mood's changing

Jon Snow's ‘alive’ as Kit Harington spotted filming Game Of Thrones in Belfast  —  Dressed in his blacks, the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, was standing tall with his sword on his hip as they filmed on the remote Northern Ireland hilltop on Friday.  Kit, who has been spotted in Belfast …

'Finland's no good': Disappointed migrants turn back  —  Tornio (Finland) (AFP) - Hundreds of predominantly Iraqi migrants who have travelled through Europe to reach Finland are turning back, saying they don't want to stay in the sparsely-populated country on Europe's northern frontier because it's too cold and boring.

Holy water: U.S. Rep. Brady helps himself to pope's glass  —  THE HEAVENS may know that Pope Francis on Thursday addressed a joint meeting of Congress, a glass of water by his side.  It may not be as widely known that U.S. Rep. Bob Brady, D-Philadelphia, was keeping an eye on that glass of water.

She Said What?  —  Ann Coulter, twit.  —  Toward Ann Coulter I had always taken a “suffer little children to come unto me” attitude.  Not that she ever came on to me or anything.  It's just that she's a kid.  She was born in 1961.  I've got skinny Brooks Brothers neckties in the back of my closet older than that.

To Close Gitmo, Obama Frees Sept. 11, 2001 ‘20th Attacker’  —  Al-Qaida: How much does President Obama still want the Guantanamo Bay terrorist prison shuttered?  He just released the man trained to be the 20th hijacker for the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.  —  In May, 2008, Rear Adm. David M. Thomas …

Carly Fiorina's bogus ‘secretary to CEO’ career trajectory (Fact Checker biography)  —  Editor's Note: Every candidate running for president likes to highlight certain aspects of his or her biography.  This is an occasional series taking a deeper look at 2016 candidates' claims about their personal, professional or political record.